What's Homer thinking?
 
  Deep fried in extra fat with sprinkles, ... mmm donuts.
  Superior, fully coated in shiny glaze that sticks to your fingers.
    A touch of glaze & assorted sprinkles, close to greatness.
    Krispy Kreme would be proud, simple yet delicious.
      Standard plain donut, what no glaze with this?
        Donut with a hair, gotta eat around it.
          Bagel dressed up as a donut, at least it's round.
          Do'h! No donut makes Homer CRAZY.